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    Edward Cullen causes divorce! TW related Marital Issues. LOL

    Mod Edit:
    This is the place to discuss all of your Twilight related marital issues...

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    My husband had to leave on a week long business trip to Sweden today. I dropped him off at the airport, and on my way home, he texted me that he loves me. So I texted back, "I love you too -- even more than Edward Cullen...well....for the most part" I hope he has a good sense of humour over it

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    Sooooo funny, and something I maybe have thought before!

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    I can see it all now...Lawyers who specialize in "Twilight" divorces!!!
    I bite back!

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    Re: Edward Cullen causes divorce?

    Quote Originally Posted by SwanSong


    I can see it all now...Lawyers who specialize in "Twilight" divorces!!!
    I guess it's fitting, since a lot of people refer to lawyers as bloodsuckers

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    Ha!

    Good one!
    I bite back!

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!! Too funny ladies!!!
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    HAHAHAHA
    thats the reason why my ex and i broke up.. he was jealous of edward and all the attention i was paying to him..
    "I wouldn’t use the word beautiful. Not with you standing here in comparison."
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    My hubby is deployed and I went and saw Twilight... well that night he said something that made me tell him 'I would never leave you, unless Robert pattinson showed up at our door.' He went crazy... until he realized that Robert Pattinson to me is like Angelina Jolie to him. Is was hilarious though... Who is that, Has he been at our house?? Is he there now. I'll kill him....



    He may not be over it though.... I have Twilight aka Edward all over my myspace.

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    Yeah, my hubby doesn't understand either. He flipped out when he found out that I was going to the movie for the third time. He just kept saying "why would you want to go to the same movie three times?' And my daughter in law wasn't helping matters. All she was saying was "oh Edward!" and "Edwards so hot!" and on and on....I was looking at her like "shut up already!" So now I guess he thinks I'm going just to see this hot, hot guy. Well, maybe I am! :mischief:

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    Re: Edward Cullen causes divorce?

    Quote Originally Posted by KKforCullen
    Quote Originally Posted by SwanSong
    I can see it all now...Lawyers who specialize in "Twilight" divorces!!!
    I guess it's fitting, since a lot of people refer to lawyers as bloodsuckers
    God help me...this stuff just comes to me, I swear it!


    Are you ready?


    Does that make them VOLTUR-neys?




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    Ok, y'all are too funny! That is pretty good.

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    I can't wait to see the new check box on the Dissolution of Marriage Forms:
    -Irreconcilable Differences
    -Fraud
    -Husband Failed to "Dazzle"

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